So yesterday a group of us met at a local restaurant for breakfast (we'll just say it's not the regional house of pancakes) and at the end of the meal, I noticed something crawling on the booth behind my friend Kelly. I gasped and she immediately started saying, "is it on me?" and covering her neck up.
A waiter came over and asked if we needed help (by this time I am standing besidie the booth) and Kelly said, "I think you have a little friend over there." He then squishes it and goes to the manager to say, "We have cockroaches again."
Then, tonight I went throug the drive-thru at Runza this evening for dinner. The girl hands me the bag and says, "Here's your bag of calories." I fake laugh and then ask for my drink.
And she says, "And here's your love handles to go. Have a great night!"
Is it bad that I wanted to punch her a little bit?
1 comment:
Too bad you couldn't have taken her the cockroach!
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